Kristen Stewart is in a movie called Love Me that’s described as a sci-fi love story between a satellite and a buoy after the end of the world. I guess we should be glad she didn’t come  dressed as either a satellite or a buoy, but what IS she wearing? It sure wants us to think it’s transparent, but… is it? And if it’s not obviously transparent, is that not the opposite of the very concept of transparency? Ooh, we’re going existentially deep today.

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