We wrote about the Taylor-Travis wedding rumor mill in Drinks With Broads this week — I almost wrote Dances With Broads, which given how often Jessica has ended up writing about Kevin Costner, isn’t so far off — and one piece of it is now telling Page Six that they’ll get married in Madison Square Garden. This seems cockamamie to me, like the kind of thing you’d only do because you can and not because it’s your dream venue (also, I figured her aesthetic would be more folklore than, say, 1989, but I suppose she could MAKE folklore inside MSG since she had the cabin on the Eras Tour).
Part and parcel of that whole theory is Taylor’s appearance at Game 4 of the NBA Finals last night (and WHAT a game). She showed up with two-thirds of her best girl gang, Haim, in custom tees with Knicks puns. Taylor, of course, went with Stevie Knicks, Este Haim picked Knickole Kidman, and then Alana Haim over on the left chose Knickelback. If the Knicks are smart, they’ll figure out a way to sell these, because they’re VERY funny and adorable and totally feel like something Taylor and her friends came up with while sitting around cheap-ass screw-top rosé. They even invited Mariska Hargitay into the fold — Mariska, after whose SVU character Taylor named her cat — but I’m wondering if that was a late addition because she is repeating Stevie Knicks, and not, say, Knickolas Cage, Knick Nolte, Knickolette Sheridan, and of course Ned Knickerson, boyfriend of Nancy Drew.
Mariska is the only person whose shoe choice I can relate to here, and indeed both Taylor and Este are in bonkers pants. I will never understand the ones that look like you were trying to wrap presents in your lap and accidentally cut through to your pants, much less wanting to jump out of your seat in strappy heels. However:
They all give GREAT sportsface.
PRETTY sure everyone in New York is gonna pledge their allegiance to Taylor, and Trump will be SO ANNOYED. Clearly, they had fun — blisters, tramplings, and unsettlingly sticky toes notwithstanding. Something about a last-second win and a historic comeback does make the dogs bark a little less loudly.
