Marcia Cross, esteemed television actress who should be cast in everything — I want her to be on Only Murders in the Building, as, say, a relative of Jan’s — walked in this show, wearing a garment that has shades of the Rick Owens signature shoulder in a way that appears to distort her entire frame (for comparison, here she is three days ago). Several others also got saddles with terrors, like Gigi Hadid in a dress made of DHL packaging tape, or pregnant Carmen Kass in a bra and a satin tablecloth. I openly do not like this line, but sometimes those are the ones that make the best procrastinatory material.

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