Cardi B brought a crow — on a leash of some kind — to Couture Week, in what is most likely some deranged cross-promotion for her new album that bears the bird on its cover. First, yikes. Second, ew. Third, she named it Crowdi B, which did make me laugh. But fourth, seems like a terrible idea. Live creatures are not props, this is not an emotional support avian, nobody wants poop all over their couture, and frankly, I don’t think that bird was too psyched to be there. And you don’t want to make an enemy of the crows, Cardi. As Moira Rose taught us, they have eyes.
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