I didn’t get around to SNL on Saturday, but Miley was the musical guest and did things, musically, three times: Once in a translucent pink party dress, looking like an exotic bird; once in a shredded tank top and colorful patchwork pants; and once in these Schiaparelli boob trivets:

I believe the cummerbund she’s wearing is also the same belly-button band as on the model. It looks terrible with the shirt poking out underneath it; that destroys the whole streamlined effect the designer was going for with the model. Miley just looks like she’s trying to keep a broken rib in check.

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