One way to get everyone not to care what your macrame Margiela looks like: wear THAT HAIR. Is it a wig? Her actual hair, teased up to highest Heaven? Is it a combination piece? We had a lot of fun with Miley’s hair last night, with one commenter in our Drinks With Broads livechat saying it looks like Truvy did her hair after giving her some orange juice. It’s nighttime soap! It’s Linda Gray in front of a wind machine! It’s Joan Cusack in any number of movies! Frankly I think it’s hilarious, and if she’d grace us with a concept album that comes with a J.Lo-style movie in which she recreates the Dallas and Knots Landing and Dynasty era, I would be forever in her debt.

Miley was not the only person who went extreme on this night; here are a handful of others. But her wig DID hold up the best throughout the night and like four costume changes. That thing will still have its shape even when the rest of us are dead and gone.

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