Excuse me, but please behold Kirsten Dunst. Doesn’t she look like a grown-up Jessica Wakefield who is about to host a murder mystery party that’s about to go off the rails in the absolutely most glamorous way? And, in fact, isn’t that the grown-up Jessica Wakefield that we all deserve and/or desire? Can’t someone, at the VERY least, write that book? (Bruce Patman, of course, is the killer.)

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